Does your mind have 436 tabs open?
Yes? I thought so.
It’s probably because we’re constantly surrounded by glowing rectangles that contain all of humanity’s information.
You should come to this sound bath. It will help settle down the feral mob of neurons that you call a prefrontal cortex.
What to expect:
You lie down in a cosy nest that you’ve brought with you.
I make some plinkity plokity sounds that are surprisingly relaxing. Gong, crystal bowls, chimes. All the good stuff.
Maybe you cry or nap or have an insight or a vision.
I’ll bring some tea.
Collective tarot reading.
Leave feeling at least 87% less fucked.
This is for you if:
You want 1.5hrs of uninterrupted peace.
You want to feel human again instead of a vibrating pile of to-dos.
You’re magickally inclined and want to get down with the full moon.
You want to feel at least 87% less fucked.
Please bring:
Things to make a cosy nest that you can lie down in comfortably e.g. yoga mat, blanket, pillow etc.
A cup for tea.
Important travel info:
☉ Click here for Google Maps directions or search for "Greenway Retreats". It's opposite Limehouse Yoga.
☉ If you're coming from Newquay or nearby, don't take the right turn off the A3075 before the big dipper (shown in blue below) due to flooding on the roads. Instead follow the A3075 all the way to the double roundabout in Goonhavern and take the B3285 turning instead (shown in red below).
☉ Free parking on site. Follow the lanterns from the car park
Tickets are non-refundable.

